Diary of an 8-Bit Warrior: Path of the Diamond

Diary of an 8-Bit Warrior: Path of the Diamond — page 5
Kolbert too was rather upbeat You villagers don’t need captains He boomed Path of the Diamond How about Path of the Slain Zombies For that is what I Kolbert of Terraria will leave behind on my way to Herobrine’s castle A couple other humans looked at him strangely Terraria He shrugged What That’s what these people call Earth Noobs He was telling the truth I only use Earth because I learned that word from Steve Another thing to consider What if I somehow fail to become a captain If that happens well knowing my luck I’d be placed under Pebble’s command I’d have to do whatever he tells me to do I can only imagine how well that might turn out Don’t sulk Carrying lava buckets is Carrying lava buckets is super important You never super important You never know when the zombies know when the zombies could attack again right could attack again right Hey Let’s not spill it Hey Let’s not spill it everywhere okay everywhere okay