Tombstone Sandwiches and Other Horrifying Lunches

Tombstone Sandwiches and Other Horrifying Lunches — page 1
Introduction (cid:47)(cid:82)(cid:68)(cid:387)(cid:362)(cid:54)(cid:82)(cid:373)(cid:356)(cid:3) (cid:47)(cid:389)(cid:374)(cid:38)(cid:75)(cid:357)(cid:384) You’re home on a Saturday and hungry for lunch You peer into the refrigerator Eyeballs bobbing in a bloody soup stare back at you A pungent pile of dog doo sits on the second shelf And look there are leftovers Worms writhe under hamburger-bun hats These lunches might seem fit for a monster But they are edible and even enjoyable 4