Cheerleaders of Doom (NERDS Book Three)

Cheerleaders of Doom (NERDS Book Three) — page 1
Twelve-year-old Gerdie Baker frowned at her reflection in her bedroom mirror She had long and lumpy limbs huge Hobbit-like feet hair like a tumbleweed in an old cowboy movie and an unfortunate under-bite that made her look like a caveman She was a mess which led her to one undeniable conclusion She must be a Bigfoot Like Bigfoots she lumbered when she walked Like Bigfoots she scared small animals Like Bigfoots she grunted when she ate Since her parents weren’t Bigfoots she concluded that she must have been discovered in the wilds and transplanted to the suburbs of Akron Ohio for study It was the only reasonable explanation To prove her theory she had done a few simple calculations There was a 40 chance that her family had found her on a camping trip shaved her down and taught her to speak There was a 35 chance that she was part of an experiment by the Department of Fish and Wildlife in hopes of integrating Bigfoots into modern society