Travels with My Family

Travels with My Family — page 7
ONE In Maine we are nearly flattened by Hurricane Bob We had been hearing about Hurricane Bob on the radio all week long After a while I got pretty tired of it How can you take a hurricane seriously when its name is Bob No offense to people named Bob but it’s just not a very scary name If I was in charge of naming hurricanes I would call them Hurricane Hulk or Demon or Destroyer Now that would scare people We had rented a cottage right by the ocean We were so close to the water that you could sit on the front porch and spit watermelon seeds into the Atlantic Or almost And there were blueberry bushes too with tiny fruit