The Ghastly McNastys: Raiders of the Lost Shark

The Ghastly McNastys: Raiders of the Lost Shark — page 9
Squeaky underpants yelled Captain Grisly as he was swamped in a tidal wave of the whale’s digestive juices He grabbed his teddy for comfort There was a terrible sound as the whale gave a gigantic belch and the McNasty twins found themselves hurtling up the whale’s throat past her teeth and out through her mouth in a massive plume of hot breath and sea water They were followed by Pegleg Polly who disliked the McNastys as much as anyone and everyone Such was the force generated by the whale’s burp that the McNastys sailed through the air for miles and miles eventually landing with a terrible thump on a beach with dazzling white sand A flock of passing seagulls took the opportunity to poop all over the McNastys something they had been dying to do for years but hadn’t dared before Ugh yelled Captain Gruesome Yuck wailed Captain Grisly The McNastys lifted their heads and looked warily around