Diary of an 8-Bit Warrior

Diary of an 8-Bit Warrior book cover — CUBE KID DIARY OF O AN B BIT VIL RASER WARRIOR JL Illustrations by Saboten Andrews McMeel Publishing a division of Andrews McMeel Universal

Diary of an 8-Bit Warrior — page 1 — In memory of Lola Salines 1986-2015 founder of 404 éditions and editor of this series who lost her life in the November 2015 attacks on Paris Thank you for believing in me Cube Kid

Diary of an 8-Bit Warrior — page 2 — THURSDAY Squeak Squeeeee Cheeeeeee-ehhhhhhh These annoying sounds woke me up in the middle of the night The sounds of a spider On top of my house It must have wandered into our village after sunset And decided that the roof over my bedroom was a cool place to hang out Screeee Squeak-squeak-squeak I I covered my head with my pillow It didn’t help Soon could hear a slime moving around out there Blap blap blap It almost sounded like someone was beating the ground with a big dead fish Then a zombie joined in with its horrible moaning What are they doing out there I muttered to myself Are they trying to start a band or something Hurrrrrr In case you don’t know hurrrrrrr is the sound a villager makes when thinking Or irritated And right now I’m super irritated The mobs can’t get to us in our homes so they make noises all night just to annoy us 1

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