Angry Birds: The Tale Of A Featherless Friend

Angry Birds: The Tale Of A Featherless Friend — page 3
Pig City was in an uproar King Pig was interrogating a minion who had been acting strangely lately Why haven’t you been helping search for eggs you lazy little cutlet the king shouted his mouth foaming with rage I just haven’t felt like it the little piggy replied timidly Searching for eggs for the king is your duty Corporal Pig shouted I know But I just haven’t felt like it and I don’t know why the little piggy tried to explain You worthless little loin chop the king oinked When he noticed his subjects laughing each time he invented a new name to call the little pig he tried to come up with more Gibbering jowl shiftless schnitzel the king yelled and all the other pigs giggled They showed the little piggy a picture of an egg How does this make you feel Corporal Pig demanded but no matter how hard the little piggy tried he didn’t feel anything