Pun and Games: Jokes, Riddles, Daffynitions, Tairy Fales, Rhymes, and More Word Play for Kids

Pun and Games: Jokes, Riddles, Daffynitions, Tairy Fales, Rhymes, and More Word Play for Kids — page 9
PUN GjlM 1 S When is a door not a door When it's ajar What happened to the boy who drank 8 Cokes He burped 7-Up Pun Fun Here's a game riddled with punch lines Guess the punch lines to these popular Silly Billy jokes You'll find the answers to all questions in this book at the end of each chapter 1 Why did Silly Billy throw the clock out the window He wanted to see time 2 Why did Silly Billy throw the butter out the window He wanted to see butter 3 Why did Silly Billy take a ladder to the ball park He wanted to see the play 4 Why did Silly Billy tiptoe past the medicine cabinet He didn't want to wake up the pills 5 Why did Silly Billy jump off the Empire State Building He wanted to make a ______ on Broadway 4