The Complete Big Nate #10

The Complete Big Nate #10 — page 1 — 3 2 1 WAHOO HAPPY NEW MILLENNIUM HAPPY NEW YEAR OKAY THAT S THAT LET S GET BACK TO THE MONOPOLY GAME HEY WHAT HAPPENED TO ALL MY HUNDREDS I M MISSING CARE TO JOIN ME IN BREAKING A FEW RESO LUTIONS FIVE HUNDRED LOVE TO

The Complete Big Nate #10 — page 2 — fifty HELLO friends BIFF BIFFWELL here Time for our annual conversation with HOWARD PLOTZ resolution accountant Bift As we all know HOWARD here keeps track of all the New Year's Resolutions that people make at this time of year Correct Tell me Howard Do people get in trouble Not when they always break a resolution Some resolutions simply CAN T be kep They're MADE to be broken Biff Because they're And made under why's DURESS that Usually at the suggestion of a misguided PARENT What ends up happening People make resolutions they really DON T WANT to keep So it's OKAY to ABSOLUTELY break Biff those To do Kinds otherwise of reso would be lutions UNNATURAL i GOTTA BE ME

The Complete Big Nate #10 — page 3 — TWO WHY KAY ALL THESE MILLENNIUMS ARE STARTING TO SEEM ALIKE MILLENNIA

The Complete Big Nate #10 — page 4 — AND NOW FOR THE NEXT STEP I MIX THEM IN WITH WATER NOW STEP BACK AND WATCH THE FIRE WORKS GANG THEY SWIM THEY SQUIRM THEY DO FLIPS THEY U FOR FUTURE REFERENCE SEA MONKEYS ARE NOT A VALID SUBJECT FOR A SCIENCE PROJECT I LL WRITE THAT DOWN

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