Revenge of the Living Dummy (Goosebumps HorrorLand #1)

Revenge of the Living Dummy (Goosebumps HorrorLand #1) — page 9
2 Two weeks earlier I had other things on my mind I wasn't thinking about the old graveyard down the street I had other problems Well one big problem And his name was Ethan Ethan is my cousin and it isn't nice to hate your cousin So let's just say he isn't one of my favorite people on this planet I like to make lists And if I made a list of My Top 5,000 Favorite People in the World my cousin Ethan wouldn't be on it Get what I'm saying It was almost dinnertime on a Friday night And I was perched on the edge of the bed in my new bedroom Why did I have a new bedroom Because Mom and Dad kicked me out of my awesome room in the attic to make room for guess who Ethan So now I had to sleep in Mom's sewing room And the sewing machine was still against the wall So how much room did I have Try not much I was talking on my cell to Molly Molly is maybe the only person who understands what a pain Ethan is Because she's met him And she had two bruised knees to prove it Whoever told Ethan that kicking people is funny Molly and I are like sisters If you mention Molly Molloy you have to mention me Britney Crosby too We are both twelve and we live on the same block and we've always been in the same class since third grade